I Need Good PR, Like Newt

"Grandiose." "Megalomaniac." "Defeated communism." "Has a critical role in history." "Like Churchill." "Narcissistic." "Dangerous." "Not stable." Alienates Independents."
And I'll be on my way to North Carolina!
Don't ask why.

Rats Off a Sinking Ship

What's a sure clue you won't be President of the United States next year?

The "Navy Librarian" is just now getting into 1952 diplomatic pouches and so forth.

I said, "You got out before I graduated from High School?"

I did not dare mention my job title at the big, suburban, Catholic school.

President.

May I Urinate Without Being Victimized by Yet Another CRIME?

Coach, welcome to my life. I'm trying to type-up exciting USPS mail to the District Attorney and Los Angeles County Sheriff. Ask what it is, and I'd tell you. Oh, no! They've got to SPY! And, you think no one knows what you're doing? How long ago did the real SS man visit and declare you all caught rodents? Don't know; and I'm not digging through my too-famous Ralph's cart! No "president thing" until 2016, grandpa mafia? May I make a movie and have sex with an actress? Grandpa Howard did--a lot!!!

No Money for Russians

$$$ PalPal? What's That?

"You put up a PayPal link and tell people, 'Dude, I'm fucked. Can you help me'?"

- Jesse LaGrece, Wall Street Occupier

Hey kids! I can do it, too! What is PFRD now? Not a third political party, because that's apparently a good way to get your tush killed--at least if you are named HUGHES. What have I told several Californians lately? "I think the problem is my last name." Certainly not my behavior. Who did I meet today? She knew him personally? She was the original what? He used to be on the what, and he is now on the what?

All politics are local, OWS. Want national? Read the Port Huron Statement, and admit your granddaddy or grandma did. I read it long ago, and at the moment--any moment, socialists--I'm busy. Very busy.

What HUGHES is Talking About?

Is it about MONEY you just gave me?

Is it about POLITICS (American preferred)

Is it about TRANSPORTATION out of VC Co. hell?

NEW ROAD SIGN ON 23?

"Welcome to Thousand Oaks. We don't talk too much."

Marx Brothers Movie? No, you're headed to jail!

Today's Catholic Saint for 12.05.11. Better start praying, as I saw The Godfather, if you "T.O." stiffs get what I have nothing to do with, per usual. [It's been going on since September, 1973]