Top Twelve Signs It's Time To Depart Thousand Oaks

Hughes v. Google...later.

08. Even the "We don't have a church yet" church people like you.
09. Microsoft Word, Word Pad, and Notebook all hacked to prevent screenplay sale (@GSAC).
10. Hollywood actress spotted nearby. Last role? Crazy with a big gun.
11. Mr. Bruce is correct too often.
12. You've been given your not arrested free ride in a cop car.

more later.....


Nearly Over, Right K-MOX? I'll summon B. Hyland's ghost!

What is he talking about?

We don't try to HIT pedestrians in St. Louis. No, we don't. I'm from Missouri.

Are you?


Wowie zowie!

[actually, been there, done that, but.....]


Hughes Enemies? Start praying!

Who is MINTY GREEN MAN in the Zapruder film? CNN feed of CHALLENGER? Not real! COLUMBIA Space Shuttle? May I have some very public NASA names? Don't have to be elected to a damn thing!!!

U.S. Deaths in spaceflight? ZERO, and ca kook, I can prove it when get out of the CRPD's "Tessla Park." Meanwhile, LA worries about a Desperate Housewives civil suit. Unreal!!


Hot Dogs? Wait For the Wrath of William 5--Toasted!!!

"That's dangerous, man!"


Irwin Hall, Saint Charles, MO 1976

To WADE WILKIN, I said, regarding RALPH HEIM and PHIL IRONS, "What's wrong with those guys?" "They're tripping," Wade said. And I (William C. Hughes) said, "I didn't sell it to them."

Want verification of this? Ask CAROLINE KENNEDY. She was there, ca KOOK.

What's wrong with GOOGLE? Beyond repair!


Irish Sea Rowboat

Ms. Winslet in the same automobile as mine on U.S. 101? My not so funny joke on American politics? They've got psychics out here!


Let's Go Ireland!

"CHERYL BANKS, Dr. LAURA X. please report to the boat dock."

"Hughes, what is a POTUSOE?"
It's like a POTUS, only we apportion "electoral votes" among the EU's soveriegn states based on econimic output (GDP) to keep that slut Merkel happy, and...


Hurry On Into Northway Market

They accept NegroStamps, I'm sure. (It's part of the S.N.A.P.) "Snapped?" Like niggahs @Malcolm Bliss? Hughes has medicine for you!

crib notes: The market is on West Florissant, across the street from where my family is buried, not me. Does the president answer his tweets? Probably not. Well, maybe now that the chief Israeli scoundrel has left town. They picked a fight with me in 1977, and though I'm no A-rab.....


Raining Yet? (in ventura county, CA)

I enjoyed that Rabin assassination video. Like Hollywood movies and sex, it didn't show all of it. Better call the Secret Service, or just holler at them as they go by. Kinda scarce with....BANG~ BANG. Damn! Who's been shot & killed at Goebel?


Didn't Date Much, Didn't Sign Much: Right c.i.a.?

Meeting with religious extremists--still part of the job.

"This ain't no movie!" What's that date on the Treaty of Warsaw?
"Where's the weed? Where's the weed?"
Likely in Jerry Brown's pocket.