Poll Numbers Are "IN," and the N-word is Operational

Long ago, in another Galaxy 500, when I was a basically a nice guy.....

Santorum, you are a piece of garbage, and "Cathy," I'm looking for your lines (not of cocaine)

TAX CHEAT HELP AVAILABLE @GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER!!!
See Richard for details
and don't ask, "Which Richard?"

How Nuts Are They?

zzzzzzzzzz...."Uh, can I have a pen? Piece of paper?"

"He's back."

"I'm suing the Secret Service."

"We kinda figured you'd do that."

Dead at 56

I never lived. Never worked there. Never got elected...45? 46?

Sheriff, Let's Talk It Over (Don't ask what I mean like a damn spy, please)

Sheriff, Let's Talk It Over (Don't ask what I mean like a damn spy, please)

Grandpa referred to him as a plural. Who's an expert at spotting "body-doubles" & "stand-in's?"
Me. WILLIAM CHARLES HUGHES. YES, IT'S THE SECRET SERVICE. And, I'm filing a lawsuit against their asses, along with all of the other government and corporate kooks.*

Got a 44 cent stamp, Computer Boy/Game Boy? They're working!!! [Unless you are floridly delusional, like Rick & Andrea]

*Despite my bad attitude regarding the SS, I do trust "Betsy"--a little. Do y'all like that future commercial where I'm going to blame you for...

Another Government Quiz

The gas company is at GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER to:

A. Displace an already homeless since January, 2009 Hughes (LSS Lawsuit = 5 million bucks).
B. Fake like they are preparing to harass the best President candidate in the field.
C. Help, along with certain .gov agencies, close the joint by creating a "cover story," so I may use a f---ing land-line, wired to the wall, I don't care if it's tapped, because my phone always is, TELEPHONE.
D. Blow the place sky high, and the company spokesperson will call it a "tragic accident."

{I could have been a great one--whatever this is. Betsy jogged by and looked up at the GSAC roof. I thought, "No gunman today. What's she looking at?" GOP, you should worry about the answer I'm not providing here. What's the hurry? Plenty of time}

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