CIA Turnstiles: From I-270, L. to Hughes Network, R. to Langley

May 6, 2006. "One of those mysteries," eh?

May 11, 2010. No mystery at all. Not any more.

May I give a speech on the Mind Control Screen prior to my assassination? I did form a political committee callled People for the Real Deal, and it had nothing to do with illegal drugs.


Really, it didn't, but the kids are not alright, Porter. Deny it all you want, buddy, but they are not. Using heroin and cocaine with mom & dad at age 12? 13? We didn't do that in the 1970's ass####.

MCHCP & MOTOROLA

The Atlanta Braves are 0-9? Why did TED TURNER dump Jane and CNN? What the hell was that "chop" business in the 1980's? Want a "cut," eh? Go to hell! A Cardinal rookie was quoted after his first homer in the bigs as saying something about "two cents in?" You'll have to "Steal my mail and go to jail" to find out why I've been talkin' two pennies around Ventura County, California. Where's TONY LARUSSA when you need him? And, as a bonus, he was a lawyer before I watched him on my Chicago station with the White Sox.

Mr. Hughes needs to read Business Week pieces about the health care industry like Eskimos require community college classes on snow. The "tutor" on the topic was this presidential candidate's own state-sponsored health care glob for 17 years, and please, "Number Kooks," it is an honest count, although first, let's review some "facts."

NUMBER OF CIA EMPLOYEES: 17,000
NUMBER OF U.S. NUCLEAR WARHEADS: 17,000
NUMBER OF T.O. RESIDENTS: 117,000
DATE OF MY BACKPACK THEFT: 02/17/10

I've got some more...oh, never mind.

[We interrupt this blog piece to report the CAL LUTHERAN STARBUCKS GIRL has a CA plate of "{M---} *22," meaning "M---" has been heretofore neglected, raising the official count of SPYGIRLS GOIN' TO JAIL to 25, so you can all stop obsessing on the "22" thing].

What's important is, even before becoming a CA strip-tease veteran i.e. I'm stripped clean and Hollywood whores tease, I knew this ruckus goes back to the Kaiser, so spare me more TOM HANKS WWII movies, please. Kaiser, as in the HENRY J. KAISER FOUNDATION reported a 120% increase in health insurance premiums commensurate with a not brisk like tea wage increase of 29% over the past 10 years. Try 20 year figures, boys & girls; I dare 'ya.

Yes, in Big MO, here was the drill 1989-2007. GREAT BIG HOSPITAL #1 and GREAT BIG HOSPITAL #2 duked it out for business from GREAT BIG HEALTH PLAN #1 or GREAT BIG HEALTH PLAN #2. Being an expert of HMO's, PPO's, Fee-for-Service, in the Hughes world leads to P in bush, or on Bush, as the case may be.

Wellpoint is the largest U.S. Health insurer? No wonder they called the LA County Sheriff on me in March of 2009 for...what? Writing on their property? Hey, grandma used to mutter in disgust about "The Blue Cross," so whatever happened to Anthem's market share and their seeming insistence that the H-man not be allowed to pay for a 70/30 hospital plan with a very high deductible. And, thanks for tossing-in prescription drugs so you could allege I am on DRUGS, the Glaxo Smith Kline kind, anyway, not from CALI COHORTS, LLC.

This was the start of a "We won't take your money campaign" that is going to culminate in a big Dollar Bill v. The Fed scuffle, so get ready Supremes, and if you call me "grandiose," I'll have a homeless man shake your hand after scratching his you-know-what's.

Solutions? Why bother? Maybe tomorrow, I'll join the Old Kranks.

Anne's Frank Diary

04.28.10

4:16 p.m.

Let's back up and document a poisoning, whereby on Monday, 04/26/10, [ ] makes me sick with a complimentary cup of coffee. They all--ANDREA KOVAL, MARK WILLIAMS, JIM KYSOR, TONI RANSLEM--and the volunteers “disappeared.” This left MIKE MCADAM, who has jokingly referred to himself as “The King,” sitting out front at the reception area I call the “Nurses' Station” with his royal blue hat on. William sat there ill as I've done dozens of times at the “911” address and the “30” address. Number kooks in charge of the USA, and they're what? Homeland terrorists, and there will be no alteration of the terminology.

Briefing Book

What did Continental leave on the concrete 07/25/2000?

FIRST OFFICER
"I rely on God"

PILOT
"What's happening?"

(ambient flight deck noise)

PILOT
"Shut the engines."

FIRST OFFICER
"It's shut."

PILOT
"Pull with me."

[Elevator surfaces are split: R = Nose Down / L = Nose Up]

-- Egypt Air Flight 990, Departed LAX 10/31/1999

As I have explained to both Tea Party people and the police, I used to be middle class, with subscriptions to The Atlantic, The Nation, Stereophile, and tons of junk mail in the USPS box from Washington DC addresses that inevitably had "NW" in them. Was that really G--- W--- on Connecticut & K Street, or do they even intersect?

Damn! Now the whole town knows I did in fact break the speed limit on I-495 when flanked by SUV's driven by people with some sort of neurological disorder. Maybe it was the fever from yet another HHMI virus, and church-goers, full disclosure requires mentioning I do recall some expletive deleted verbalization before downshifting the mighty 2007 FORD FOCUS and going ZOOM-ZOOM with spooky escorts.

"My life is not a spy movie!" I say too often in the Republic of California, yet the logjam continues over a "reverse engineering" of "William Gay" and a pack of thieves' 1976-1986 legal handiwork. Meantime, I simply must run for president and seek four years of relative peace. After working hard all of my life only to be stripped-down to a RALPH'S cart functioning as my library/office, I hereby promise to be the laziest president ever, paradoxically balanced with the most achievement since somebody known by history book acronyms.

No? Oh yeah? No "remote viewing" powers here, but I'd bet SARAH PALIN has briefing books labeled "HOBBES," "LOCKE," "ROUSSEAU," and "VOLTAIRE" by now. Good for her, but I'm not buying a rifle, or doing any hunting, however, I am using an expression that could be translated as, "A promiscuous, unsophisticated, white female resident of an Alaska mobile home park."

Kung Fu Fighting

Did you hear the one about the martial arts trained actor who was unjustly in a federal “black hole” designated for “terrorists” as an alleged “bomber,” due to California coppers failing to properly identify themselves?

How about this true story? Once upon a time, Mr. Hughes read court papers thoroughly, and if any recent Liberal Arts grads need a job--OUCH!--I may have one for you someday reading such records. You may find, as I did, that the 50-70 I.Q. inmate is sharper than you think. Seems if you don't want to be murdered in a Missouri mental health facility, a “solution” is to call-in a bomb threat to LAMBERT SAINT LOUIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

Why? So you can be shipped to the relative safety of Ward...what? Oh, WARD “H,” like Hughes, where the real one, upon a complete review of the clinical & judicial facts, blithely said, in 2007, out in the hall by Office H-07, “That retarded man is smarter than us!”

Braggin' Rights

Tired of California crap the man is, so it's time to talk about how USPS state abbreviation CA is going to plug the humongous budget gap with...what? A new kind of “D.A.R.E.” I'll simply term a “Pot Tax” for...what? Teacher salaries?

As appliance man STEVE MIZERANY in the home town used to say on late night KOPLAR-run Channel 11, “Don't be confused!” Mr. Hughes knows legislatures, just like his ions + plugs & jacks. Teachers? That money is long gone before it arrives, right Sacramento? You know I'm right, because I am “Dollar Bill,” and you are not.

Let's face it. I do not know what y'all mean by “old school,” except I shall sleep on a park bench as long as you want. BILL DONOVAN, BILL COLBY, and HOWARD HUGHES in one very human body, and I've been treated like this?

At least somebody is trying to get me a job where I cannot curse, but I say, “F*#% those Ass#*!^%” @ the alphabet soup of do-nothing federal agencies. They lie about me, the Hughes, and judging from the 1960's-style CCR “commotion,” at least that is one thing “they” do well.