"State Your Business" On The Set of This Western Movie, Please

"Great is truth, but still greater, from a practical point of view, is silence about truth. By simply not mentioning certain subjects... totalitarian propagandists have influenced opinion much more effectively than they could have by the most eloquent denunciations."

- Aldous Huxley

Thanks, Rachel. Now "they" have a "Rachel" as a new staffer at the GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER. Spies with aliases, perhaps? In the weather-controlled, man-made earthquake prone, not-so-sunny Republic of California, you can thank Willie the V later for several westward states not seceding, "The sneaky way."

Oh, "they"--whoever they are--may have to deal with H-man in D.C. someday, and clearly they don't like this "prospect," as with the AAA baseball prospect. Clinton sat around London smoking pot, and he got in there? Reporting to a family member by what name? "We'll come out smellin' like a rose," said the uncles long ago. Though just a kid, I heard it, and WE'RE (o.k. chickens, I'm goin' to court, and do not close the federal courthouse early, as was done during Bush 43).

Thanks, and have a nice weekend.

DNI, DNA, & a DA Goin' to (his own) Jail!

Who told me he got the Fax & he got the USPS mail, but did not do a damn thing? It was "James Clapper," the real one. (That's a bad joke, son). Boys, it is only a civil case, but I could have been in a lot of trouble (BUSHSPEAK = "Doo-Doo") as a MO and IL LCSW if I had ignored the Tarasoff case from your University of California - Berkeley. Get the joke? SO IN JAIL!!!

The Hughes U.S. News & World Report

Let's lighten-up a bit, lawn chair gang!


Where is the U.S. News & World Report with my letter defending JESSIE JACKSON SR.? In the seized PENSKE TRUCK, of course! I never rented the truck from Uncle who's moving and storage? Bob's! The spy's computer was nicknamed what? Bob! In my HUGHES SCREENPLAY #8 (already famous), what does the fictional president's intercom say? Oh, that would be, "Bob's here." What happened to the real Bob's U.S. Army file? "They" burned it! Who are they? Don't ask me, because I do not spy, I only catch 'em.

Does anybody believe these fairy tales? Can I go home to the U.K. and restore order? Who are those stoogies? More importantly, who is my "body double" at America's Best Value in Newbury Park? What does it mean when "they" tell the CHP "I'm goin' to Newbury!" (when even this St. Louisian knows you were going in the opposite direction).

May I have a paid staff, please? No more planting nukes near me, please. No more allegations of drug dealing, please. "Mafia Man" I'm not, and thanks for admitting it. And now, Jessie Jr. is going to be "slimed" by the same attack that knocked Governor Rod out of politics? At least he got to be on television talk shows.

Air Force nutty contrails? Hey, ART BELL, they're all gone! Flyin' triangles it's not. Satanic ritual it's not. Can you dumbells get a clue, please? The great rocker ALICE COOPER, called it "Black Ju Ju" long ago, and back then, a guy had his mouth hanging open when I alleged Alice was "Some kind of government act." In 1973? The 18 year-old kid was smokin' alright! Plus, we all know Cooper lived to get very wealthy off WARNER BROTHERS RECORDS and golfed with BING CROSBY, right?

Fools, it used to be called "The Occult," and now it is more properly called "Parapsychology." Plus, "everybody and his brother" is heaving up satellites that.....hey buddy, don't keep acting like I'm the only one that knows what they do, because as they say, or I presume they say in Huntsville, Alabama, a major Rocket Man town, "That dog won't hunt" no more.

Me? Does anybody really care about me? Why, Hughes almost got detained in the Warner Bros. jail! Why? An innocent wrong turn onto the holy, holy Warner's lot. What was "up," doc? Security guys came running, and we did the official, "Warner Brothers U-turn." However, don't we all know: No U-turn in Agoura Hills! And, I never did it in the 2007 FORD FOCUS, Midnight Black, and damn it, KATE WINSLET DID PULL UP NEXT TO ME ON U.S. 101 IN THE LEFT LANE, SITTING IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF--WHAT?--a Black FORD FOCUS hatchback!

Are my Fuji Digital camera California travelogue photos really showing up as Microsoft/Windows XP "Sample Pictures?" Can't you famous people talk to me? Just a little?

Chicken!

Welcome to the William Hughes Psychopathic Treatment Center

"Word up" at the Missouri Department of Mental Health: "There are too many pending search requests, so the search appliance cannot respond to your query at this time. Please try again in a few minutes." What was that grandpa Howard said about running for president? "Sorry, I don't have time." Did Governor JAY NIXON (D) have time to meet with his lawyers today? I do not wager, but I bet he did.

Howard created the HHMI (Howard Hughes Medical Institute), I have no doubt, to cure diseases. And, it was a masterstroke "dodge" for a guy who hated paying taxes as well. Howard Hughes did not want another "charity care" hospital e.g. Shriner's, Danny Thomas' St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, etc. He wanted, as do I, to see the medical problem fixed.

So, spies & soldiers, how did the quest for cures turn into this? FELIX PAPALLARDI, dead from a "rare blood disease." TOMMY BOLIN, dead from a "rare blood disease." RORY GALLAGHER, dead from a "rare blood disease." Rock & rollers, we now go to dog walker, dog breeder, and red-haired dog show attendee aunt DORIS HEARING, dead from a "rare blood disease." Are we going to court yet? If not, I promise it will not be over having to pee so bad, I tinkle on a Peace Officer's leg.

Don't you hate spies? I do, so as the Manchurian and possibly brain-hijacked Egypt Air pilot said as he nose-dived an airliner full of people into the ocean, "Pull with me," because I am going to disclose my conversations with Aunt Doris. Doris did not like MISSOURI BAPTIST HOSPITAL much, and neither did I when my grandmother, yeah that grandmother, was lying in a hospital sounding like she was going to die, and no one seemed to care. She didn't die, and was not a "vampire." How am I sure? We gathered, as many families do, to, if you will pardon the expression, turn-off grandma.

This was accomplished at ST. JOSEPH'S HOSPITAL in Kirkwood, Missouri; a far nicer little hospital. Back to Aunt Doris, she made the switch to ST. JOHN'S MERCY HOSPITAL, a place where I was born at the St. Louis City location, and we are not talking today about the St. John's colonoscopy drama that was so bad, I said, in 2004, "The next one is at WALTER REED." America and U.K., this was definitely a case of, "Be careful what you joke about." As an admitted cheap shot, I feel compelled to note that St. Louis is a racist little burg, where inevitably they build a new hospital as far west as they can afford the land. Best remark about a town where Homer G. Phillips (city) Hospital was a temporary solution to blacks in the basement ward? Regarding mighty BARNES JEWISH HOSPITAL, a black man once bitterly told me, "I wouldn't take a dog to that place."

Yes, BJC, I have to agree, and don't dare backtalk Hughes, because I was on your payroll after a genius named AL GORE invented "privatization." Didn't he invent the Internet, too? Never mind. At the "new" St. John's, Doris had her platelets replenished regularly. Dying slowly and horribly, she called me--a lot. Do you California morons know, because I am a Royal, I am Howard Hughes' grandson, I am the oil, I am the money, I am daddy Warbucks, and I just know things, I knew in real-time what Doris was saying between the lines. It was: "Bill, they are killing me slowly."

Yes, Vandenberg cuckoos, I knew this, and doesn't the Nazi-managed NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY treasure those recordings? They do, and if I make POTUS, don't you want to see me standing next to the Lincoln Navigator (no more limo) at the NSA gate when they pretend to not let me in? The video will be cherished until the end of time as I calmly look at the Secret Service guy (or gal) nearby, and say, "Toss me a weapon." Bush, you should not have waved an Uzi in my face during 1986, because I will surely open-up with one as Commander in Chief on the NSA if they won't do what I order.

Don't you think they will back down? After the little Nazi guard shack is full of holes, that is? Well kids, it's future that might not happen, so let's agree to not worry about a "potential" President Hughes today. Agreed? Alrighty; so given I knew what was going on with Aunt Doris, I thought, "Thanks for sticking up for me in 1989, but it didn't do any good, and now you're dying." I can't write any more without getting into trouble, because the rodents who think I'm fixin' to overthrow the United States Government don't always take their medication.

The good news is, this is a "cop show," not a spy novel. The bad news is, we are apparently only in Act III of a four act hour long drama. So, Mr. Director who is not me, let's go to commercial and sell some soap, because I got to defecate indoors today, I've got Dollar Tree corn chips & salsa ($2.00), it's sunny in CA again, and like millions of Americans, "they" might let me stay alive to say (maybe with a big audience), "Obama's gotta go, gotta go."

And, just who are "they?" Oh neighborhood crowd, didn't I say it in 1971, 1972, 1973, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1979, etc. etc. etc.? "I don't know, but I'm going to find out."

Cosmic! (but not really, 'ya dummy, it's merely "Mr. Green Genes")

Instant Karma? How About "Instant Impeachment"?

Would the President of the United States lock me out of my hughesforpresident2012@yahoo.com box? Sure he would, because--and I'm no "Tea Bag Man"--he is, in my constitutionally protected opinion, a dope-dealing, dumbass, failed socialist. "Community Organizer?" Try organizing Chicago wards to efficiently sell crack cocaine, I suspect, and tell me I'm wrong when President Bush liked to pretend to murder me, but this guy (BARACK OBAMA) does try for real, just about every day.

Listen moron, do you want to face down a dozen or so board certified psychiatrists IN COURT who will ALL say, "Hughes was perfectly sane when I worked with him"? Though rumor holds the local LUTHERAN SS Nazi Lady thinks stress CAUSES mental illness, when that is one of the bigger shibboleths in the mental health field, she can be delusional if she wants, and draw a pithy salary running a "fake" homeless program, because this is ostensibly a "free" country, but not if your name is "Hughes."

The Sheriff will take "MS. TUNA" away from 80 Hillcrest for a 24 or 72 hour respite if she has a "breakdown," I presume, because that is mental health crisis work, California-style. Oh, did we not, Officer Friendly, wrangle on one word in the "Show Me State" more than once? It was.....drumroll, please: REQUEST. I could "request" the guy who wanted to burn up a nursing home be transported to the psychiatric Emergency Room (5351 Delmar), but I could not order the valiant police Captain to do a damn thing.

Why wouldn't they take that guy? How many angels fit on the head of a pin? No, it wasn't that discussion, policeman, it was to BLAME ME WHEN THE FREAKIN' PLACE BURNED TO THE GROUND!!! How many times can you say, on-call from the little home office I used to have at 6411 Alamo, "In my clinical judgment, as the Mental Health Coordinator, you should take this man to the hospital. Officer, I am requesting you take him immediately." WHAT'S THAT CALLED? CYA = Cover Your Ass, and the Emperor's ass is mighty bare in D.C., isn't it, spies & Maf-IA?

So, after my 2003 statewide nonsensical (except "Get Hughes") layoff, I tried to get a job in Washington State, where the mental health guy can ORDER police to take dangerous crazies away, but I got double-talk, a job recruitment letter from the same place they shot One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest in Oregon (very funny), then a big rotten spygirl wanted to move to Seattle, and why was that, Mr. President? BECAUSE SEATTLE IS NUKED IN A 100% FICTIONAL SCREENPLAY I HAD STARTED AT THE TIME, FINISHED A YEAR AGO, AND DAMN IT, SCARLETT, I AM GOING TO MAKE A F---ING MOVIE SOMEDAY! ("SPOILER ALERT": You get blown out of your stadium seat, per mandatory movie chain decibel levels written into the contract during Act I, then the nuke goes off again in Act III. All this and more for $10 U.S., and I cannot go see my own movie with a starlet unless I get out of Ralph's Cart #729, right MICHELLE OBAMA? Right!)

What did I say regarding a run for the presidency in 1985? "I'll give it a shot."

People, I am not "on the streets" in Thousand Oaks/Westlake Village, CA to be murdered at your convenience, I am running for president early, like Governor Palin, yet in a rather unorthodox manner, I'll admit. Unfortunately, the "all things Hughes" budget is not in my control at present, though it is very much like the California "camp followers" don't know there are federal limits on what I can donate to my own campaign. Another slogan: "Hughes followed the rules, now he shall make the rules," because honey, that's how it works when you've got all the gold. "Take out" the Mafia? Palin's not saying that, is she? Good God, the woman does not even make sense, but I do, yet I have to deal with some nutty woman reading Ezechiel out of the Holy Bible right next to me. What is "stalking," Mr. Prosecutor? Oh, I'm not famous? Get real!!!

And Obama, would you please get out of my White House? Not yet? When?

Don't I know from bitter CHESTNUT LODGE, excuse me, Illinois CHESTNUT HEALTH experience, I will be "locked-out" for 24 hours if I try the jacked Yahoo code too may times...maybe I will try it right now and see if I can send a hacker to jail...DRAMA! DRAMA!..."error #1," it said, but I thought the POTUS had better things to do, like.....

Lion Wood

Don't you love my diary?

07.07.10
10:17 a.m.

"You can get killed at LOS ROBLAS, or get killed at SIMI VALLEY HOSPITAL by ADVENTIST HEALTH [Seventh Day Adventists]--and is Mr. Hughes going to end up president by going to many wars, one of which is with organized religion, because the USA was supposed to be an escape from that rot, but instead, the tax-free Ayatollahs--oh, excuse me, they are "Christians," Catholics, and Jews always want to..." [SELF-CENSORED BECAUSE I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT]

Did I live the 1970's version of Animal House? Yes, I did, and the memories? You can't beat this kid's memory in court, so maybe all of the, "How many times can you steal Hughes Aircraft Company? thieves are beginning--I said beginning--to say, "Uncle!" Yes, and at my Animal House, I was the Chief Executive for a shining year, and while it does not seem like yesterday, how well I remember standing on the dorm's architectural feature we called "The Parapet," Sergeant-at-Arms nearby, with a sea of very drunk people on my campus.

The "intelligence report" was, as follows: "Spy (my nickname), they're all 'townies,' and they're starting to pick fights." The decision required? To shut-off the kegs, or not. I surveyed our low-budget excuse for a quadrangle and decreed, "Cut-off the beer!" Like U.S. Marines of the future, braver men that I pulled back the kegs of beer, and the next day, we nursed our hangovers off the last fresh keg, discussing how "Spring Fling" had gotten too big for its britches.

I take full retrospective responsibility, and allege that is why Cornell University had a "Spring Fling" event in the 1980's, and there is one in Ventura County, California as well. Yes, everyone is named "Williams" around here, because that was the last name of my POL SCI professor, and don't say I am "crazy" unless you can change your fake last names really fast.

Hey Governor Arnold, what was going on in WILLIAMS, CALIFORNIA? No infrastructure to support the expensive housing being built, and it looked like the same architecture as the LEMOORE NAS base housing, didn't it? Hmmm...by the time I got there, the "Polar Bear Bar" had already burned down, so you can't blame me. And, if you think I'm telling the Plano, Texas abduction attempt story here, I'm not. I need a big crowd for that one. How about your new mental health gulags? They sure look a lot like 5351 Delmar in St. Louis, Missouri, a place where I did exemplary work, and the facility was aptly described as, "Swedish Police State Architecture."

Changing California's civil commitment laws over 'lil old me? No, you're not, because if a crusading attorney in Alaska can shut down secret prison pipe dreams almost single-handedly, in California, you're just not doing that. Nope; been there, done that in 1979 Missouri, then by the Year of our Lord 2000, I was the mental health policeman, not being detained by him (or her). And, all mental health professionals know the answer to this trick question: "What is the largest psychiatric facility in the USA?" Answer: "The Los Angeles County Jail."

That's the jail where Lindsey Lohan will be residing, because Cannes may be phonetically similar to the "con" in con job, but as we saw yesterday, "they," meaning the Sheriff, can actually put you in jail, despite the status of your little puppet show, or major motion picture. Yes, I told the girls at a girlie roundtable just this morning that both rich and poor are free to sleep under bridges. Yes, the rich like to "get out of the house," while homeless people want a house, and supporting the latter quest does not make me a "communist," it makes me an "affordable housing advocate," or some such label.

HARRIS, CHAMPAGNE, COX, CARLYLE, STEVENS, ACKERMAN, WALLS, MOSES, ATKINS, DEAN, BECKER, etc. etc. etc. you'd better get moving, before somebody in Kook-LA-Land kills my butt, and guys & gals, it's so bad, I am reassessing my lifelong support for legal marijuana. For all of you pothead alumnus, I can't think of a clearer danger sign, and listen to me--Neil Young can stick his "Danger Bird" up his Canadian you-know-what.

Let's stick to facts. In 1976-77, did you get the money? Yes, I got you the money, just like it could be with USA's real Congress in the District of Columbia. I dare to run for the real Oval Office chair and you all act like this? Keep in mind, prison-building programs are not out of the question after some trimming & slimming over at the Department of Defence.

Bottom line? Don't f--- with me, because the Department of Homeland Security limo does not idle out in front of your bagel emporium, does it?

So In Jail! (For Real)

It was a CARL'S JR. CHICKEN SALAD, and he only wants 10%? No wonder, with those kind of figures in play, and the industry will still be there after 90 days, right? Right!