Karl & Groucho

Did I really ask about weather conditions at the destination city with my noggin over the DC-9 throttles, and not get in any trouble? Oh, that's right; it was TWA. The flight was a little like the photo above, as I recall. Eleven years prior (walk much? I don't fly much), it was, "Look out the window...there's Ireland." The side of the aircraft I was on indicates he flew out of the way. Gee, I wonder why?
Here's "Scooby," "Nutty," and Former Chief Petty Officer Bob Richards of the Royal Navy. If you guys knocked on my hotel room door I don't have, I'm not sure I'd let you in. that's a compliment, mates.

Did you want some radical politics to go with your big "U.S. Mess?" Sorry, I'm too busy to be of any assistance.

A-Team/TeaTime/No, Tee Time

Charles knows places, William knows faces, and thank God for Windows Picture and Fax Viewer, if 'ya get my meaning, if 'ya get my drift. Could the Firesign Theatre Division get off their fat butts? Did I just commit a crime? Don't think so...don't know so. Can I have a lawyer in the USA? Aw, who needs one when you do not lie, cheat, or steal.

How about back home in the United Kingdom? Oh, I'm all of that, so I don't need one there either? Really? One...two...three...MI-6, so in jail!!!

MK ULTRA Mental Health 101

1989 was a very, very, very bad year for Mr. Hughes. In 2010, the bust is on, with some rather unexpected helpers.

Try to boycott blogging for one day, and i get more lies made up about me, even when trying to help a bald guy make the Goebel Senior Adult Center's DELL 755 work right. How many years was William IV on the throne? Seven (7). When was I born? 19(55). Dell (755), eh? "You were raised right, so you do right." Those were the words of my 5300 Arsenal Street schizophrenic, and I now wonder if there is a law prohibiting their employment in the West Wing, given what I've seen of the United States "Intelligence" Community. Shhhhh...keep it secret; some of them are not that smart.

First off, do you know what "schizophrenia" is? No, you don't. Do you know what "psychotic" means? No, you don't. Do you know what "incompetent" means, in a legal sense? No, you don't. Good God, even if you are a lawyer or medical doctor (other than psychiatrist), I don't think you do, but Mr. Hughes does. I fought my mental health battles with EMS body-snatchers, corrupt doctors & hospitals, legal drug pushers, cops who would rather see the nursing home burn down than lift a finger, nurses who did in fact buddy-up with "Bill" to keep some folks out of the loony lock-up, plus in their married with children spare time, defeated a big hospital chain on their chicanery, and "we" aren't naming names, are we?

Oh, and how about the "Water Man" who did not kill me, when even the policeman's brass said, "We're not going in there," (with 9mm pistols). So, I stayed away from that "House Full of Guns" case, one of many I do not have time to tell you about, but SCOTT GIOVANETTI at the Missouri Department of Mental Health Eastern Region Office had better watch out for thieves, because just about every Mental Health Coordinator case I investigated was a "set up" of some kind, and litigation is inevitable. Don't think "Romaine," GUARD THOSE FILES, BOYS.

I will be faxing Mr. Giovanetti myself, as soon as I'm once more not killed in Thousand Oaks, California for daring to take another breath. Scott's predecessor once said, "Bill, you're a good man," when I was seen odering up the usual luxurious lunch of Cheese-Its and a Coca-Cola from a vending machine down the hall from my old office. Now I see today the people who took over my office are out of work as well; something about a budgetary problem. How well I remember counting the dead bodies during 2003-2005 that resulted from our layoff to save the State of Missouri a lousy $930,000. In government work, safety vs. death requires a "cost-benefit analysis," and that one was done so poorly, I have a right to call for people to land in the slammer, and I certainly will name names.

Excited? Don't you have a job, a life, or hobby or two? Why spend a lot of time and money (billions of $$ € € £ £) denying my rights, when I am kicking your butt on handouts? Back on the mental health beat, a judge, or two, or three, or four, or five, on "your side" never hurts.....and at least one said, "Sit down next to me (on the bench) and do your paperwork." And how about, "They can call me at home if they need to"? Yes, I was the "good cop" who explained to Vietnamese families you can't treat the mental hospital room like a condo, where the guy lives there indefinitely, but now I know the guy's "M.O." of snatching food off luncheon plates at SAINT LOUIS BREAD COMPANY meant more than I thought in 2000 a.d.

And, how about the Bosnians, who were shocked at my efficiency and the fact no palm came out for a green greasing, as was the case, no doubt, with any official back home. You should have seen the look on their faces, right Bill Clinton (D)? The look said, "Government man? No bribe required? It must be the real Hughes!" Fooey, I'm AMC rambling agin, so let's hit 'em hard, boys:

QUESTION:
Why did the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) study schizophrenics--a lot?

ANSWER:
i) They can predict the future (ESP).
ii) They are, at times, "remote viewers," e.g. know all about you and your life when there is no "normal/rational" means for them to know.
iii) They, or at least some of them, can read your mind (the "old-school" way).

Have a nice day.
addendum: but not at the senior center, where they are now counting my cups of coffee. Is caffeine on the DEA Schedule yet? Not yet?

The President Is Right (For Once)

Closed, with "stimulus" windows. When I get there, I can't do that. No way.

Don't I love reading USA's "disinfo." It's a hobby, one of many, but gosh, it's hard to tweak the REGA RB-600 when it is being held hostage on Olympic Avenue in LA. Instead, I read the dot lies, and the lies in print, and I think--an activity that "they" will soon forbid, unless "we" figure out who they are. Lies & statistics--don't you all know that line? Proceeding from there, how can home sales down by 33%, even with an $8,000 tax credit, constitute a "recovery," "headed in the right direction"?

Sorry, Mr. President, that's bullfeathers. But, doesn't he get it right on the fact, as lie-packed rag The Week reported, the whole Middle East mess hinges on the"Palestinian issue [as] the main source of Middle East tension." This is what O-bam-A said, and he was/is correct. Are we done yet? No, we're not, and if we are not, can someone tell me where the--bugged how many ways?--audio from my "key" conversation on this topic can be obtained legally?

Let's cover the "bugs" first, and do not holler "mental disorder," unless I can:

a) Get some sleep; and
b) Blow you out the door of any courtroom (with testimony, Ding-Dong).

Ladies and gentlemen, "b" has been done already, so "they" don't want to rumble that way, they send an endless supply of what I call "Drug Boys," "Thug Boys," and "Rodents," but the beautiful spy gal is absent, as are the actresses who merely play peek-a-boo. However, the security cam demonstrates I was 8 feet away, and the tables are bolted-down, so I stepped it off, and you can't change it, but "they" can toss people in jail.

Hey, Cuckoo-Birds, this is still the USA (I think), so unlike Mao's China, you can't just say, "I don't like Hughes, he's goin' to jail." Sorry, MAXWELL SMART'S, you can't do that, because:

A) Policeman is a bureaucrat with a gun, so he's essentially lazy.
B) As a famous spy has been forced to admit for 26 years, I'm not "doing anything" criminally actionable, and the civil attempts were thwarted by tricks like the MO "home court" making my car model the case number.

Yes, it helps to have friends in the statehouse and courthouse, and this is truly an accomplishment with no envelopes of cash to distribute, nor any illegal substances, despite what your drunken street snitches may have reported. Back to the people I call "surveillance gods," try northbound on I-95, discussing the "Palestinian Question" with:

1) Me bugged.
2) Her wired.
3) My car bugged.
4) A-sat looking down on "PBJ."
5) Maybe more "devices," as no one trusts anyone in the U.S. Intelligence Community.

I stand accused of "rambling,;' so here is the "neither of us are dead yet," BULLET POINTS:

• HER: Have a war, and keep the land.


• HIM: It's a UN creation, so you can't do that.


• HER: A-rabs are bad--they are terrorists.


• HIM: What's your source?


• HER: "They" will kill us all.


• HIM: Yes, if we f--- with them.


• HER: Jews are chosen, we can do anything we want.


• HIM: I'm Catholic, and no you can't. Not okay!

Do you need more?

have a nice day.

Lady Gaga a Go Go

Girl at rest, girl at work. Me Tarzan, you Jane. Not quite, because ALL SPIES LIE. All of them. All spies are going to jail? Maybe not all of them, because there are so many, it is like when the Hughes person, residing in humble accommodations, turns on the light, and many cockroaches run for cover. And, I am not talking in "spy code."

Seems like yesterday (I'm now a liar), I picked up MADONNA's riske Reagan-Bush era book of naked lady photos, and upon observing all of the leather & lace, said to a fellow CORNELL CAMPUS STORE employee, "She knows how to make some money." It would be close to 20 years before I would buy a vinyl copy of the album with "Like a Virgin" on it and think, "Good song, production all wrong, and YUK!, that compressed early digital sound really sucks."

Now, the U.K. has a Gaga, who if I wanted to insult, and I already have, so the "Intel gods" know, I shall say once more what I already said: "This is the new version of Madonna." "What does that mean?", scream the .mil & .gov types, but not really, unless you are delusional, live in Thousand Thieves/Westlake Village of the Damned, and think you are some sort of "secret agent." I know the real federales when I see them, rest assured they are very few in number, so why not go back to your day trading, single-digit millionaire larceny and leave me alone?

Back to the topic of s-e-x, an obsession along with cocaine and fancy marijuana out here on the Left/Right/Blight USA Coast, formerly known by USPS as "CA," "OR," & "WA," Lady Gaga said she is both "creative" and --GASP--"celibate." Worse yet for HollyMafiaTown, she thinks they go together, and I'm here, in part, to tell you they do. Does she know a high-placed something or other said she and Beyonce like me? I looked at a sexy photo of Beyonce and thought, "What would I do with that? " [Insert your own off-color remark here].

How many times, Soldier Boy, has my flirtation with a black female been "terminated?" Free? You talkin' to me, ass----? Why don't "they" like me flirting with African-American women? Who are they? Hey, they, Lady Gaga is white, English, smart, creative, celibate, and so am I. Yes, Ding-Dongs, I even like Fish n' Chips, the greasier the better, but a local within cart range CARLS JR. basket is priced beyond my means at the present time.

If Ms. Gaga wants to address the celibate part, get on an airplane, put on a wig, as other celebs have done, rent a car, know it is safe to drive solo on U.S. 101 (right side, girl), and.....you all know where I am.

Welcome Aboard

Does somebody know I solved the whole CONCORDE crash mess? How do you spies know everything? Is the U.S. Soldier/Sailor so desperate to "get" me he/she shares? A lot? A whole lot? Good thing the distinctly unloved "T.O. Cops" don't bother me. And, if you think about it, why would they?

And now, a word from corporate attorneys:

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We believe it is necessary to share information in order to investigate, prevent, or take action regarding illegal activities, suspected fraud, situations involving potential threats to the physical safety of any person, violations of Yahoo!'s terms of use, or as otherwise required by law.

Why did someone at the Senior Center mention Lady Gaga to me, and now, Sky News reports she is both celebate and lonely? Mr. Hughes has solutions to many problems, including hers. I am already in a (security) video with Lindsey Lohan? Awesome!

Heat Wave

Back in the Summer of 2008, when the Camarillo, CA thugs yelled, "It's hot! It's hot!" I thought, "Yeah, it's pretty hot." Then, they started asking for a lot of ketchup at the drive-through, and signs were posted stating it was a crime to photograph the burger-slinger, so I thought: A) Maybe "ketchup" is secret code for blood; and B) The $8.00 per hour burger chef is spying on you. I hate being right.

To the redacted diary we go:
08.02.10
10:08 a.m.
"Before I start ragging/ranting on the CHINA/GOOGLE mess, let's back up to Saturday, July 31, 2010 and Sunday, August 01, 2010. It was 07.31.10 when I sat in the CARL'S JR. and [######## *** && @@@ %.% ] with a couple of T.O. whores and their pimp watching. Spy-style, I turned around and faced them to write it. One of the two girls--the better-looking one--gave me a 1990's gang sign when her pimp was not looking. She was laying down in the booth, raised her hand up, and all I could see was her arm & hand. Why do they do this crap? Because I am only supposed to be around DRUG DEALERS, PIMPS, WHORES, STREET SNITCHES, and CRAZY PEOPLE to effect what I have termed MAFIA NON-VERBAL DEFAMATION. Thank heavens for 20 years of mental health training because, Mr. Hughes knows who is nuts, and who is, as Dr. L said, 'Crazy like a fox.' Yes, it was my very first hitman who gave me a copy of Confederacy of Dunces in 1976, the U.S. Bicentennial year. A very good read it is, and the author suicided, like Wes H., a man I never met. Suicide? Me? Why, I once wrote a note like that as a writing exercise, and if PALIN THUGS think it's 'blackmail,' I'd love to upload it to Soldier Boy's Internet today. PENSKE TRUCK? What PENSKE TRUCK? With an Indian security detail in place, I'd better 'bone-up' on all of that Englishman colonial stuff. CALCUTTA had a bad PR firm, so they changed the name, right? Works every time, does it not, just like, 'Follow the money.' Back to 07.31-08.01.10, it was a productive a.m. after the Sheriff was kind enough to do his paperwork nearby from 3-5 a.m. However, the automatons are showing less fear of black & white cars, so.....did you say 'artificial intelligence'? Hello? It's not me, it's Howard's ghost. March in the hot sun? Yessiree, Bob, and they all want to see me drop dead, don't they? 'No can do,' as Robert DeNiro said to a bad guy in a movie. I can talk 'spy talk' too, i.e. 'Fail Safe boys are here,' 'E.T. Chasers gone,' 'KRP's are in town,' 'Did you see the spotter plane?,' 'We could read your license plate from orbit in 1972,' and, 'Are the ICBM's venting gas yet?' Not yet?

Have a nice day."

ADDENDUM/LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Any mention of "my hitman" refers to a person trying to assassinate me, not a hired hand for USA's well-funded MURDER, INC.