Charles knows places, William knows faces, and thank God for Windows Picture and Fax Viewer, if 'ya get my meaning, if 'ya get my drift. Could the Firesign Theatre Division get off their fat butts? Did I just commit a crime? Don't think so...don't know so. Can I have a lawyer in the USA? Aw, who needs one when you do not lie, cheat, or steal.
How about back home in the United Kingdom? Oh, I'm all of that, so I don't need one there either? Really? One...two...three...MI-6, so in jail!!!