Now, Let's Get Ugly

It's the Thousand Oaks morgue of the future, and I do not have "ESP." Oh, it's in Mexico? Where is Mexico? GOT NATIONAL SECURITY? Pardon me for making sense.

I've read, in a month old Los Angeles Times, that a "seige mentality" has taken hold of lawful police officials in Mexico. What is my saying, broadcast only to CRPD rabbits & squirrels?"Shock & awe, in all the wrong places!"

DEAR U.S. SOLDIER BOY:

If I get elected, you are going to Mexico, because it is on our/your border, and a neighbor to the south governed by drug thugs and their gangs can't be a good thing.

William C. Hughes a.k.a. WILLIAM V

I now await the cries of "He's crazy!" A person who is fully human does not seem to be permitted to make sense in the Republic of California without much scorn. That's the way of the world out here, which is why everyone has a peculiar learned helplessness when it comes to ground transportation to Independence, Kansas City, or St. Louis, Missouri. Policeman, I encourage another "On Purpose Car Wreck (OPCW), because I will exit the vehicle shooting a big shotgun. [Thought I'd get that out there for the ca "way-out"]

Yes, all is not lost, as I had witnesses today who can attest that another human knows: a) Nancy Pelosi is nuts; and b) Hillary Clinton is fourth (4th) in line to the U.S. presidency in the event of calamity; a situation I view as grave.Speaking of graves, if you are very old and die, just because I was in the same building does not mean I caused someone to expire.

Oh, the spies and their warped logic! May I look up Andrew Jackson's feats on Google next week? And, more folks than MI-6, ISA, the London Metro Police, and other usual suspects know why I am interested in the USA's history during 1829-1837.

To Arms! To Arms! The Americans Are Still There!

Let's review my armamentarium. This is the "yuk-yuk" blog.
hughesforgovernorin28days.wordpress.com is the "eclectic" blog.
hughesvision2013.wordpress.com is the new, I really am running for president blog (with an all time high of $124 of not my money funding to report to the Federal Election Commission next month).
Hold on to your hats, because williamhughesistheking.blogspot.com is not a "mafia joke" about "kings," because when you go to that address, at least as of last evening, the "inside" title, not web address, to be more specific, is "William Hughes Is The U.K. King."
No? I got paintballed, and the Prince of Wales got paintballed.
Coincidence?
Will you please shut up, mind your own business, and do not drive drunk on New Year's Eve?
[bring on a spy to say, "It is a good thing to drive drunk."]

Friday Rigged Bingo: Don't Miss It!

"We" want to know if .mafia has switched from VIAGRA to CIALIS? Yes, I did see the "Girl banged behind bedroom door, go down to dinner with 'The Family' scene" in The Godfather, and that movie is still all I know about the real Mafia. Should I start a new blog to issue denials? Not nuts. Not selling drugs. Not gay (who was "WILLIAM GAY," Mormons?) Not banging 14 year- old females. Did I close-down the Marines war criminal training camp last night? Oh, that's right, I'm not elected yet.

I encourage all mafia/drugboys/thugboys to threaten me this weekend, because I will get in your face and tell you I'm WILLIAM V, and shut the f*** up. Want "proof?" On the following banking question in the September, 2010 issue of CFO, I answered exactly opposite of the ahmurican, got no rights, dumb as a rock respondents.

Rank the following kinds of banks in order, from lowest to highest, based on the public's current trust in them:
A. National banks
B. Local Banks
C. Credit unions
D. Banks in which the government has a stake

USA said: D, A, B, C.
WILLIAM V said: C, B, A, D.

Hey fools, have I mentioned you're flat broke?
NOT ONE RED CENT!!!!!

Let's (not) Talk "Spy Code"

Hey! It's an autograph from "Sky King," just like the one of Howard Hughes' USA's Soldier Boys removed from the "web." To be "glorious," try and steal my copy of it, and maybe die tonight!

Penny looks a bit disoriented. If she were me, it would be: a) She's bipolar!; b) She's on meth!; c) She's using/selling cocaine!; d) She's good and drunk!; e) We don't know dick about Nixon or psychiatric diagnoses, so she's "Just plain nuts!"

The zebra was quick with smelling salts and slaps to both cheeks. Spit out the blood, pit out a tooth fragment, and get back on-line, if TIME WARNER will allow it. As we said as SpyKids, "Who died and left them boss?" Not computer illiterate? Sit in front of the widescreen and receive your mind control instructions.Me? I feel better knowing the neighborhood pit bull is being fattened up for a rap video, the meet me on the Lambert East Concourse Man was seen taking a "flyer," and the 70+ crowd packs around the free magazine table. That magic table, by the way, is the same one where Hughes (that's me, moron), cracks through classified material by reading a glossy, four-color, open source defense/defence publication.

Have they started censoring Navy Times yet? Not yet? Some of those letter-writing sailors have more seditious ideas than I, and they print the damn letter. Don't ask me, I'm just a civilian with occasional GI problems, like delay on the poop deck, with no fat-assed GI Bill to fall back on. Regarding my slogan of, "They show me everything," I will have empathy for the plug & jack salesmen when the DOD budget is zero (0), however, unplugging grandma from her respirator might be the only alternative if our "inner ring" Pentagon boys keep spending like the experienced drunks they are.

Hey rich kid! Did grandpa write you out of the will? Again? Why not turn him off like The Netherlands or Switzerland? Porno, plenty 'o supposedly illegal drugs, sex every which way, and human remains in the compost heap, but don't forget to sign-up for the next old folks bus trip to a not as shady as Vegas casino. (When your recently unemployed son-in-law or daughter oft beaten by her ca boyfriend could use the money). Brokaw got it wrong Gen z, y, & z. "They" are the "Rottenest Generation," in my opinion. Won the "Big One," eh? How many Jews had to die first? Can you believe there are crackpots who say FDR made the depression worse by stimulating the economy--a lot? I guess they have blogs, too. Nukes? Pardon me for going to the Truman Presidential Library and holding cables in my hand that seemed to indicate the many fried Japs plan was wholly unnecessary. Why did they do it? May I have a lift to Independence, Missouri, and I shall nail that one down. Don't keep them waiting, because they ALREADY TOLD ME WHY, BUT I HAD BETTER HIDE THE CUPS, HIDE THE DONUTS, HIDE THE CAKE, HIDE THE PIE.....because I am behind enemy lines in more than one way.

Selfish beyond all reason they are here in the Gold Left Coast Republic. Chili on Friday, courtesy of "Richard," and the plan was to discuss California Code 646.9 & 1708.7 issues with Andrea, and at least I know her last name. "Stuff has been missing lately," said Mark "Mafia" Williams. Sir, please define "stuff," and "we" surely need a COURTROOM to "discover" and thereby disclose to all the means by which missing items go missing. As for missing persons, that may be, as the old ones say, "Above my pay grade," which at present is Food Stamps, and thus, I am admittedly pissed-off. Aw, f*** the pay grade excuse, I'm just not the cops, but if I end up El Presidente, your ass will move fast.

rob bjc addendum:
A free loaf of bread from PANERA, established as SAINT LOUIS BREAD COMPANY? Did I not boast to "Rachel" that I sipped my java at their "Flagship Panera location" across the Richmond Heights/Clayton, Missouri divide from their Corporate Headquarters, and a few minutes later, the JFK Tower man said "stuff" about flagship this, flagship that. "Coincidence?" UK people, we shall not be working all of the "VAN BUREN" clues today. That, I believe, is Buckingham Palace/Scotland Yard "stuff."

Gangland-Arnoldland: Moonbeams at 11

The Invaders. What a great show! And, a bit scary to this little kid. [Did I just bite my lip, due to the terroristic "Gravity Boys" in space? Yeah, and so what? You duds are so shot down! When? I don't know]. May I post my famous, one and only one, kooks, UFO sighting report? Carter saw one, 'ya big ass, and in hughesscreenplay#8, a .gov trickster starts a near-effective "whispering campaign" holding George W. Bush was abducted by one. What! He really was? I did not hear that!

Hey kids! It's a helicopter first manufactured the same year scumbuckets did not lure me into a profitable life as a drug dealer! Me? Deal drugs?
TALK SHOW LINE GIVEAWAY: "Jay/Dave/Conan, I'm the only guy on Earth who could have lost money selling cocaine." [Light APPLAUSE sign...do they still do that?] New Jersey State Police helicopter, eh? They never pulled me over, but Confucius say, "Never get lost in NJ shore mafia town, unless you are named Hughes." (.gov .mil .mafia--I do not know what that means, and you are encouraged to come to court as defendants so "we" figure it out)

Since when is .mafia more just than the real government? As "Bobby," the late, great, and Legendary Bobby said, "Welcome to California." Hughes testimony is being given in the mafia billiard room, where I receive such treats as Pecan Pie, a real live fresh orange, and cheap-o little pastries, because how do you think those guys stay rich?

A few days ago, an old Black Hills ex-cop was the interrogator. "Are you in a gang now?" My right hand went up, JOHN DEAN style. "R, I asked if they were in a gang, and they said no. I asked if they were selling drugs, and they said no. Do I look like the cops? Do I look like the sheriff?" What did that guy say from a white SUV in the MOTEL 6 lot long ago in LA after he almost hit me (a recurrent joke), with 'po 'lil Hughes bathed in headlights? "Looks can be deceiving." What is our overly healthy jogging girl with "bud" headphones on wearing today? Wow! You can't do that! I know already it is against the rules. Oh, what was her colorful outfit?

HIGHLY CLASSIFIED, DIPSHIT!

the daily denial:

I didn't know what Navy grandma meant as a 5 year-old, nor did she have "ESP," nutjob, when she said, "Don't be like Herbert Hoover."

g'night.

LARGE DEHYDRATING PEPPARONI, EXTRA CHEESE PLEASE

Hey, let's get down to some snitching! I can, too, because I'm all Hollyscummy-ized now. Did 'ya hear why [REDACTED BY bad SANTA'S FIRED ELVES] got canned from Universal? Yeah, his girlfriend told me, and his mom got the boot, too, right before Golden Parachute time! What a-holes! No wonder that s***canned dude who also got axed from MGM read my script and stole it! MGM--source of all evil...excuse me, that's Disney, isn't it? Palin! Help! It's not so easy to trash-up these people, why, they might even ki---DOWN! DOWN! THERE'S A MAN WITH A GUN IN THE OLD FOLKS BILLIARD HALL!

"Let's go to court!" It is the "Hughes Holler," they all hear, but we shall get to the GOT COGNITION? issue later. Ask Dr. Cornelius, please. NO ALLERGIES WHATSOEVER. Cipro? Here is the not "paranoid" at all allegation. Get Hughes blood, design a killer drug at BAYER AG (Nazis), give H-man a 103 degree fever, stick him with an IV, prescribe Cipro, and the rest is litigation with BJC Health System, where a relative of mine conveniently ran the private loony ward for many years.

Yes, BJC provided my middle-class paycheck for many years, until they: a) Absolutely would not promote me, no matter how much my clinical excrement did not stink; 2) Gave me a boss with the same name as the county prosecutor, and he was indeed a big dick; 3) Sent me to the big city when I again did not "land" a supervisory job, but I tried to help the incompetent woman who got the job, because I used to be a "nice guy"; 4) Tried to kill me via another Missouri Department of Mental Health "true rumor" holding that a certain former state employee, and at that time, BJC Manager, would, uh, for lack of better English, get your ass killed; 5) Made my life so miserable, I took a pay cut, after a 7% raise, to go "back to (the) state," not State Department, although all of the spies loved "Burt," my U.S. State Department screenplay character who pushes academic & foreign policy journals around his desk and talks to confused, younger guys on the presumably secure (but not) .gov phone about CIA and shit. I feel compelled to state, on Soldier Boy's Internet, that Burt did not cause the "Wikileaks," because he is really, really, a 100% fictional character, despite how delusional you may be.

State service = 1% annual raise + a decent pre-Obammycare health care package. Leave time? Why do you think I'm not trying to put Lohan in jail this week? I know public employees, and they just will not be back to work until January 3. Pension? Did you say "dedicated pension benefit?"They tried to screw me out of mine, but now, VESTED=BUSTED, because MOSERS invests in rather nasty, greedy geopolitical places, and every time I call the 800 number to Country Club Drive, Jefferson City, Missouri, they say "Yes, Mr. Hughes" and so forth. That's not like the banks, but "we" will address that in Hughes v. Federal Reserve Bank, et al, and I know "The (D.C.) Supremes" are already licking their chops on that one.

What did Dr. Lipschitz say at the just like in Immaculate morning meeting? "You could have died!" That's right girl, but BJC thought I needed an insipid handout (in "T.O" a "flyer") on anxiety. How about the ER doc in the cubicle? He looked a lot like the Nazi doctors at LAS ROBLAS, in ugly assed Thousand Oaks, California, a "Breakaway Republic," and I'm sooo sorry for telling the truth, asswipe. "Liberals" though they reportedly are, the Sheen family has yet to order up my airborne escape, as with that lush Charlie.

Circling at 8,600 feet back to pizza, I think I am Constitutionally allowed to ask a question. Do your eyes have fluid in them? Yes. Is pepperoni salty? Yes! Why give Hughes four (4) slices of pepperoni pizza? So he eats it, and subsequently, both eyes turn into the Sahara. Got eyedrops for a buck at Little Pammy's Dollar Tree? mmmmm...that pizza tasted good, but I need to see in order to operate the old mafia day care center's "Farmer in the Dell" 755's. The goal? I think President Obama ought to buy-in on the "Public Option" in his own Hillarycare II national health plan. Once booted from the "Black House," he will receive better care than I, because I'll have to visit 80 Hillcrest, not find "Dr. King" (can you spell "hint," Ben?), and be given 600 mg of the liver-wrecking pharmaceutical pill of choice.

Hey, those trade label TYLENOL Jonathan left behind kind of give me a legal "buzz!"

STUDY GUIDE
Bulging Eyes = Gravity Fields
Burning Eyes = Radiation
Dry Eyes = Ingestion of a Dehydrating Food or Fluid
Surveillance Through Optic Nerve = As the NOT schizophrenic girl said, "They can see through your eyes!"

Who are they?Who are they?Who are they?

AVIATION QUOTE OF THE DAY:
TOWER: "How's the braking out there?"
PILOT: "Sir, I could stop on a Sixpence, or as you would say, on a dime."

ALTERED ROCK LYRIC OF THE DAY:
"Shot through the heart, and you're in jail,
Yes, you're going, without fail."

William's Wise Discretion

Hey Life, your life is not on the line 24/7, so pardon my slight jumpiness after a thoroughly rotten Christmas weekend. As I tell the "T.O." youth, "Don't grow up to be homeless!" (Or stuck at LaGuardia). "Snow, snow, beautiful snow," said Howard Hughes financed 3 Stooge Curly, to which Moe asked, "Did you write that?" "No!," said Curly, "I shoveled it!" What am I shoveling? Begins with an "s" spies, and ends with "it."

Despite what I just heard out of Boston atc, we proceed with the humor. "What did he hear?" "What did he hear?" cry the automatons. Alright:

PILOT: "I've got to take a look at this wing."
TOWER: "Go back and look."
Ouch! All of that time, and the guy next to you has on yucky after shave? Barf bags are available on the taxiway as well, I'd imagine.

I would never try to discourage air travel, but the fact is, I sent a United States Postal Service (USPS) letter to the Airline Pilots Association asking them to consider some type of "job action" to help me break out as "The Aviator's" grandson. I think the letter fell into the hands of not the real U.S. Government, but those not-dreaded-by-me Watergate Spooks. So, there has been no disruptive strike, and I use discretion. Would I post something like this before you got home safely from seeing grandma & grandpa for Christmas?

We now go to the skies over the Atlantic Ocean near New York City approximately 3:15 p.m. est on Christmas Eve.

PILOT: "Who is this widebody to my right? Who is he?"
TOWER: "It's an Airbus 320."
PILOT: "Who is this at one o'clock?"
TOWER: "You're to follow and maintain separation."
PILOT: "I see 'em! I see 'em!"

Yeeha! And now, "Line up and wait" is an icy "Go back and look."
I'm not sure I'd like that, but first I have to get out of accursed Cali-fornia.