GERMAN SPY: "You are dirty! You smell bad, and your clothes are filthy! No one will take you seriously looking like that!"
HUGHES: "I do not smell bad, but my clothes are dirty. I've got some quarters. Wanna drive me to the laundromat?"
GERMAN SPY: "No."
NSA TIME WARP: "STARDATE December 14, 1989."
HUGHES: (on phone) "Germany reunited? This could be trouble in thirty, forty, or fifty years."
ESP? No, they're ahead of schedule, and the USA is flat broke. BTW, why was the SIEMENS truck out front today? Can they read minds?
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