Nothing like a gun display to exacerbate the malaise in "T.O." On Ralph's lot? And while Gina worked the diner all day? There's no end to the trouble in these westward colonies! Call the policeman? Surely you jest; the H-man has termed it the local constabulary's "studious indifference," and who can blame them when confronted with such manufactured drama?
As the big strong longhaired convenience store clerk said in New Hampshire Primaryland, the police, "Have other things to do."
"We've got a full board of calls, so let's go to the phones. Hello, you're talking to Mr. Hughes"
"Hughes, why is SHERYL CROW putting Cheerios in her shopping cart? What's that photo mean? Why not Wheaties, or Rice Crispies? I think she's a g [ ] low-down sk[ ] little sl[ ] [CLICK, CLICK] and I think she [CLICK, CLICK]
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