(moron tweakers, do you get the joke? Did you graduate from high school?)
Once more, real or not real does not matter. If they are Secret Service, my latest body-double is not too smart, or shall we say well briefed. If they are not real, what was that FBI number, and by the way, unlike the CIA, they are very picky about the badge thing. Don't put it on your nutty anarchist and/or ant-iChrist website. And, don't say I failed to warn you.
Technical trouble over at Word Press? Who's goin' to jail?