The Lyrica Lie

Don't dare try and blame Hughes for an epidemic of 737's skidding off the runway, or a pandemic of mental illness in the Republic of California. Calling your attention to the "Every a.m. Coffee Spill," please consider that my involuntary movements are not from epilepsy, but please do think about how you may not need a "Shoebomber" to bring down an aircraft these days. Hey U.S. Congress--when are the hearings on these lousy spookies?

You have to be damn good, like Hughes, to in your first book on mental health policy discover fourteen times as many livers in the USA are blown-out annually by ibuprofen than the number of people who died abusing cocaine. This tied-in nicely with the second book, a hot seller in Beijing, thanks to Chinese pirates who I suppose care more about U.S. national security issues than we do.

What's the connection? Try space-based torture that mimics arthritis and that mystery illness Fibromyalgia. I see Pfizer has hopped on the bandwagon of moneymaking through orbital misery-generating technologies. Secret? If this is a secret, why has the entire Republic of California gone what I've termed "Cuckoo Bird" over Mr. Hughes' humble presence?

Oh well, the Soldier Boys call it FUBAR, I believe, but maybe it is not so bad, given FUBAR is often standard operating procedure within our gov'ment. Near Scummywood, you can't fool me; there's always a really crappy slasher flick in production, or a zombie movie at the Bijou. As I've long said, my screenplays err by following the standard three-act structure, with 100% happy endings.

In other words, Quinten I ain't, but maybe he's not my enemy, after all. Tossing a whole script idea into a second act may actually do something "revolutionary," because isn't that when you head out for a box of Goobers or a $7.00 soft drink? It is probably legend that one CIA bad girl filled water bottles at BURGER KING with soda so we could suffer quietly through Van Helsing, although the gay vampire was kinda cool, and what's her name is easy on the eyes.

Two questions:

1. Why are people taking LYRICA when they are actually being tortured from space-based platforms of "Homeland" terror. Hey buddy, don't "act out," near me, as this too is no "secret."

2. Why don't I have a deal yet to make a damn movie? Can you believe people actually quote stolen lines of mine from scripts? Yes, they are already somewhat famous with not one cent in my pocket from 7.5 screenplays.

It's so nuts, Soldier Boy may be willing to lend me a few A10's for Act I and I'm quite sure the Missouri State Patrol will give up one of their cars for Act II. What's the title of that one? Sorry, it's "confidential," as is my request for some LYRICA from the local free clinic, right?