11.17.2010

A Question/A List

In the 1990's, did I prefer watching Friends, or.....

cooking brussel sprouts? Ladies and gentlemen, it's BRUSSEL SPROUTS by a wide margin, and broccoli we won't talk about until BUSH 41 is all aboard the great UFO in the sky. I promise.

THE LIST

[Today's category from Scottsdale is: "Hollywood actresses who've been in the news filing for divorce, or are recently divorced, with kid or kids"]
SARAH JESSICA PARKER*
KATE WINSLET*
CHRISTINA AGULIERA*
SANDRA BULLOCK
BRITTANY SPEARS*
HALLE BERRY
COURTNEY COX*
*Indicates the actress has been seen in near-proximity to me, William C. Hughes. I'm not Howard's grandson? GET REAL! Get off SSI! Get a damn job if you can! What's my excuse? I'm blacklisted, dummy!

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