numbers, numbers, numbers

To the Kindergarten Q&A we go:

Q: "What did William V see on Charlie's RCA 19" color TV that probably still works fine?"

A: "Something just like the photo above."

Q: "Mr. Hughes, when did VC-25A almost hit your Mazda 323?"

A: "August, 1999." (08/1999).

Q: "Delusions! What was the exact date?"

A: "I'll look it up when I get my library cards back."

Why can't you morons get serious?

Why can't I stop laughing at you?

Facts--California spies don't deal with them too well.

However, they sure like, numbers, numbers, numbers...

here's some numbers for you, nutcase.

C00431841

P8003536

80-01415

For crappy, not all of the tail lights light campers, trips to Costa Rica, many, many, canned hams, and other fabulous prizes, what are those numbers?

Q: "What book did my first hitman trying to get me give, as all .mafia hitmen want to be remembered for later arrest & prosecution?"

A: "A Confederacy of Dunces."

SPY HINT: You are "General Lee," according to some crazy Mormons, people who took too much LSD "back in the day," UFO seekers, and so forth.

SPY JOKE: Watching Hughes? YOU ARE THE DUNCE!!!