It's Big

Nut

Slut

Could someone please file a lawsuit against me? I need free media coverage and another CARL'S JR. Spicy Chicken San on the stool where L. LOHAN was 8 feet away. So in jail! No bail! It will be a new judicial fad when I get going in politics. Speaking of political, after the usual lawless hackfest, I "won" in separating my blogging into this google-fest for laughs, and:

hughesforgovernorin28days.wordpress.com

Thanks, Word Press, and you might want to contact your attorneys, because political decapitations by WILLIE the V will be commencing.