Memo to the EU

I would not trust 1.2 billion Euros atop a NASA ATLAS V551 Rocket. That wasn't a NASA jet low over my laundromat in Concord, NH? Yes, it was, and for the record, regarding detergent bottle color, I used PUREX (Blue, my color blue, like the sign @ I-270 & Germantown Road), Soldier Boy's choice was TIDE, and the bottle is quite Orange. The EU's "Beagle" crashed before I did not get murdered in Austin, Texas. 2003? What a rotten year! JPL, why should I ever bother with you, when I know where all of the donut shops are located in the entire State of New Hampshire? Please, do not engineer a "hostile takeover" of DUNKIN DONUTS before I get there!

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